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"So he wanted to cuddle, and I said, ‘nah, man. I’m not gay.’ Then he blew me."




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chrisissippi:

the prophecy




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pencilshapedironstatue:

heres 15 or so seconds of my 2 day old baby guinea pig enjoy




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indsie:

u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image




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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 




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awwww-cute:

Meet Rummy, he sat there with his guilty face and didn’t move




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licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

So much wrong in this picture but i can’t stop laughing!!




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me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo



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